The more that Democrats ridiculously screw with former president Trump — the longer he will be around to highlight their many stupidities

© 2022 Peter Free

 

10 February 2022

 

 

Ballooned idiocy defines the Democratic Party

 

Absent the will to do anything (at all) that most of the American public wants — Biden's team of mouth-foaming dopes have evidently has decided to provoke a war in Ukraine.

 

And, further, to keep reminding people precisely why former President Trump legitimately won the 2016 presidential election.

 

 

After (a) mewling that the Capitol Riot . . .

 

. . . was a violent and hair-raising insurrection:

 

 

which came close to permanently eliminating alleged American democracy

 

(when the FBI had already reluctantly admitted that it was not and did not)

 

the Biden Administration nevertheless

 

(b) persisted in going after the Capitol trespassers under the pretentiously false banner of virtuously fighting 'domestic violent extremists' —

 

and then escalated to proxy-claiming that

 

(c) Evil Orange Man had flushed presidential documents down toilets.

 

 

Such a deliciously rectal-porcelain scent!

 

From Axios:

 

 

While President Trump was in office, staff in the White House residence periodically discovered wads of printed paper clogging a toilet — and believed the president had flushed pieces of paper, Maggie Haberman scoops in her forthcoming book, "Confidence Man."

 

The revelation by Haberman, whose coverage as a New York Times White House correspondent was followed obsessively by Trump, adds a vivid new dimension to his lapses in preserving government documents. Axios was provided an exclusive first look at some of her reporting.

 

Haberman reports Trump has told people that since leaving office, he has remained in contact with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un — whose "love letters," as Trump once called them, were among documents the National Archives retrieved from Mar-a-Lago.

 

The news of White House toilet-flushing comes as the National Archives has reportedly asked the Biden Justice Department to examine Trump's handling of White House records, amid the congressional investigation into the Jan. 6 assault on the Capitol.

 

The Washington Post reports that National Archives officials "suspected Trump had possibly violated laws concerning the handling of government documents." The National Archives later retrieved 15 boxes from Mar-a-Lago, The Post reported.

 

Archives officials found possible classified material in the returned boxes, The New York Times learned.

 

While in office, the former president blithely flouted the Presidential Records Act, which required him to preserve written communications concerning his official duties.

 

Trump routinely tore up documents and after leaving office brought substantial written materials back to Mar-a-Lago.

 

A Trump spokesman didn't respond to a request for comment about the plumbing matter.

 

© 2022 Mike Allen, Haberman book: Flushed papers found clogging Trump WH toilet, Axios (10 February 2022)

 

 

For their easily visualized ridiculousness . . .

 

. . . as well their obtuse and grandly biased blindness toward previous administrations' own misdeeds — it would be hard to top these most recent allegations.

 

 

That the Great Toilet Affair is believable — is beside the point

 

The crux of the matter is that no American president leaves evidence that he does not want found, behind him.

 

This is why executive privilege exists.

 

It is also the reason why the Constitution tried to set in metaphorically stone dividers between our Branches of Government.

 

 

All told, then

 

Democrats' proxy-spawned Trump's Toilet propaganda wave smacks of Democrats' implicit confession that they are too stupid to concoct anything more interestingly damaging to him.

 

Certainly, if Orange Man could get away with happily grabbing random women "by the pussy" — he will skate from allegedly having contravened federal law in (or with) a toilet.

 

 

I'm already laughing . . .

 

. . . at accumulated imaginary images of The Donald hugging a documents-stuffed toilet bowl.

 

Fat naked man cartoons, no doubt, will follow.

 

 

The moral? — Biden has been a disaster easily equivalent to Trump's own massed dumb-i-tudes

 

And now Dementia Joe has — inferably, if indirectly — gone all out to prove the pair's Bottom Barrel equivalence with another of his absurdly chosen and pursued bogeymen.

 

We are being treated to a hopefully final installment of Marvel Comics' imaginary — Buffeting Buffoon Men's Final Battles.