No impeachment, Nancy — your "Trump is Putin's bitch" ploy failed?

© 2019 Peter Free

 

15 March 2019

 

 

Coy Nancy P is at it again

 

After more than two years of pushing the bald lie that President Trump is a Russia-controlled puppet, Democratic leadership has had to retreat behind Speaker Nancy Pelosi's laughable statement that:

 

 

I’m not for impeachment.

 

Impeachment is so divisive to the country that unless there’s something so compelling and overwhelming and bipartisan, I don’t think we should go down that path, because it divides the country. And he’s just not worth it.

 

© 2019 Joe Heim, Nancy Pelosi on Impeaching Trump: ‘He’s Just Not Worth It’, Washington Post (11 March 2019)

 

 

Ya don't say

 

If President Trump really were a Russian-controlled asset, Pelosi and Gang would have to go after him in an actually effective way.

 

But because Robert Mueller and Posse came up inferably empty — regarding the concocted Putin's Toy smear — Speaker P now has to convince we-the-rabble that the Democratic Party's integrity has suddenly escalated to historically unheard of heights of public caring.

 

Presumably now, Nancy's band of pantywaist propagandists is going to refrain from fueling the very same Lying Divisiveness that they have been vigorously pushing, ever since President Trump was elected.

 

Uh huh.

 

 

The moral? — How's that for hypocrisy of choke-on-a-bone kind?

 

Orwellian doublespeak always sucks. It is aesthetically worse, when it so clearly smells of microwaved turds.

 

Nancy's perfume does the nation proud.

 

From sea to shining sea.