Killing voter fraud with banana republicans

© 2017 Peter Free

 

19 August 2017

 

 

This would be amusing, if it were not so explodingly bone-headed

 

The Hill summarized the gist of a Washington Post story:

 

 

According to a poll conducted by two academic authors and published by The Washington Post, 52 percent of Republicans said they would back a postponement of the next election [in 2020] if Trump called for it.

 

If Trump and congressional Republicans proposed postponing the election to ensure only eligible citizens could vote, support from Republicans rises to 56 percent.

 

Pollsters found 47 percent of Republicans think Trump won the popular vote.

 

A majority of Republicans, 68 percent, also thinks millions of illegal immigrants voted in the presidential election and 73 percent think voter fraud happens somewhat or very often.

 

© 2017 Rebecca Savranksy, Poll: Half of Republicans would back postponing 2020 election if Trump proposed it, The Hill (10 August 2017) (excerpts)

 

 

There you ostensibly have it . . .

 

Millions of people lied or feloniously forged documents, so that they could enthusiastically choose between 2016's stellar cast of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. Surprisingly, the candidate who won was the one who had voluminously announced that he wanted take a hammer to both groups.

 

Evidently, these voter-fraud millions were not enough to shift the voting outcome. But still, what if those freakin' folk were brownish and/or voted Democratic?

 

OMG.

 

 

With banana mush topping

 

For these ever-paranoid Republicans, it is apparently better to get the United States off its four-year presidential election track — like those ever-vigilant banana republics so diligently do — than it is to let an even insignificant whisper of election fraud taint the newly elected King's gilded role in the White House.

 

 

The moral? — rodent-brained stupidity reigns across huge swaths of the United States

 

Be proud.

 

Carry your papers.

 

And let the King decide when the next election will be.