Zelensky, the yapping Ukraine murderer — would a sensible Russia eliminate him from the world stage?

06 July 2022

Introduction

Today, our hypothetical Russian strategist returns with gloves-off advice for his commander in chief.

Situation — a certain swastika-brained fool is annoying

Here is Ukrainian president Zelensky characteristically blowing colon gas:

Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelenskiy on Sunday acknowledged Kyiv's forces had withdrawn from Lysychansk in the eastern Donbas region after a grinding Russian assault, but vowed to regain control over the area with the help of long-range Western weapons.

"If the commanders of our army withdraw people from certain points at the front, where the enemy has the greatest advantage in firepower, and this also applies to Lysychansk, it means only one thing," Zelenskiy said in his nightly video address.

"That we will return thanks to our tactics, thanks to the increase in the supply of modern weapons."

Zelenskiy said Russia was concentrating its firepower on the Donbas front, but Ukraine would hit back with long-range weapons such as the U.S.-supplied HIMARS rocket launchers.

It gets worse

Ukraine also went onto Twitter to further ass-i-nify itself:

Advisor to the head of the Office of the President of Ukraine Mykhailo Podolyak published on his Twitter a list of ceasefire conditions from Kiev.

According to his post, the Ukrainian side demands from Russia an immediate ceasefire, the withdrawal of troops from the territory of Ukraine, the return of "kidnapped citizens", the extradition of war criminals, the mechanism of reparations, and the recognition of the sovereign rights of Ukraine.

Yeah sure, guys

War's Magic Victory Fairy is coming to replace the tens of thousands of Ukrainians that Zelensky's Nazi-loving gang has already killed.

What should Russia do?

To answer this, Putin summons our hypothetical Russian strategist.

The Strategist . . .

. . . advises Putin to tell the world that — 'We're gonna kill this loathsome prick'.

And then do it.

In attention-getting fashion.

Eliminating, also, those Ukraine-located NATO and CIA advisers, who have been coddling and motivating the Bandera-hugging Ukrainian president.

Furthermore, Mr. President . . .

. . . (maintains the Strategist), when Lithuania announced its interdiction of Russia-to-Russia land transport, we should have initiated general war mobilization.

We should also have summoned the American ambassador.

And told that distinguished American Tool that 'we' Russians will obliterate the United States, if it makes any attempt — direct or proxied — to stop our mild correction of Idiot Lithuania's internationally illegal actions.

And for good measure . . .

. . . (continues the Strategist, in rhetorically rolling form), we should have sent Norway's warmongering poltroon, Jens Stoltenberg — that parading NATO head nitwit — an eloquently handwritten 'you're next' note.

With an exploding missile drawn on it. And Stoltenberg's depicted lips-flapping head flying off to meet its Maker.

Do I go too far, my liege?

The moral? — The hypothetical Strategist would conclude that . . .

. . . the America's Russia-critic, Paul Craig Roberts, is correct.

Russia is only inviting additional forms of provocative disrespect — and the World War 3 that will eventually result from that pile of unopposed poo — what with our ridiculous displays of excessive caution in the face of the West's intentionally blatant provocations.

In short, if we Russians want to be considered a Great Power, we must begin acting with the occasional intemperance of one.

This includes exhibiting deadly impatience with the West's deluge of proxy-murdering fools.

National survival — contrary to your August Excellency's hesitantly cautious way of thinking — is not a chess game.

Chess is nowhere near randomly dynamic enough to capture what is required of life forms caught in existentially threatening situations.

In my strategic view, Mr. President, genuine Great Power status requires accepting the need to move with emphasis. Even in spite of any Significant Action's unpredictable consequences.

Not to be rude, your Vlad-ish Eminence, but:

Life's inherent dynamism is what has you foiled.

You want to be able to predict and ensure outcomes, even when they are, and have to be, unpredictable.

You can bet that World War 2's Russia could not predict 'shit' (to use an Americanism) at Stalingrad.

Our predecessors nevertheless did what was blood-bath necessary to take down the Nazi threat.

Russia is in the same situation today. The West explicitly intends to extinguish us.

We must act in violent opposition.

History calls you, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, to emulate Russia's most revered Tsars and Tsarinas.

Become Vlad the Just, Destroyer of Neocons and Neoliberals.

Make it so that the Motherland's 30 million Russians and Soviets did not die — during the Great Patriotic War — only to see 2022's too cerebral Russian caution fail Humanity today.

History calls. The Motherland begs. And the American Satan taunts.

Be great or go home.

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Zelensky, the yapping Ukraine murderer — would a sensible Russia eliminate him from the world stage?