Marjorie 'Kook' Taylor Greene shouted at Alexandria 'Airhead' Ocasio-Cortez — and that (said Mother Pelosi) amounted to "verbal assault"

14 May 2021

The United States almost ended yesterday?

For instance, this dramatic news:

In the halls of Congress, Marjorie Taylor Greene reportedly accused New York's Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of supporting "terrorist" groups.

Ms Ocasio-Cortez later said her antagonist was the kind of person she used to throw out of bars.

According to Washington Post reporters that witnessed Wednesday's confrontation, Mrs Greene approached AOC in the House chamber, saying "Hey Alexandria" twice, as the other woman ignored her and continued walking away.

The Georgia congresswoman, known as MTG, then reportedly raised her voice to call antifa, a loosely knit group of far-left activists, and Black Lives Matter "terrorist" groups.

She also called Ms Ocasio-Cortez a "radical socialist", adding: "You don't care about the American people."

Before leaving, Mrs Greene spoke to reporters to call Ms Ocasio-Cortez "a chicken", a "coward" and "pathetic".

At a press conference on Thursday, Mrs Pelosi - the most senior Democrat in Congress - condemned the "verbal assault and abuse of our colleague".

"It's so beyond the pale of anything that is in keeping with bringing honour to the House [of Representatives]," she said, calling it "a matter for the Ethics Committee".

"This is beneath the dignity of a person serving in Congress," Mrs Pelosi continued, calling it "a cause for trauma and fear among members".

Trauma and fear!

I'm going to need a cigarette to calm my shaken nerves.

This Greene thing ranks right up there with Capitol Riot 'insurrection'. Putin's "stroll" and all that.

AOC must have been sooooo frightened by Greene's blatant expression of unrestrained White Bitch Privilege.

And what if 'Midge' Marjorie was not wearing a mask at the time?

What then?

One shudders (absolutely quakes) at such a dire prospect of imminent harm to AOC. And to — let's admit it! — the entire American fabric, from sea to shining sea.

What a narrow escape.

Something must be done!

All hail Mother Pelosi for striding (so vigorously) to our rescue.

The moral? — Every day, Snowflake America makes us prouder

Let's build some gulags. Surely those can fall under our infinitely deep National Security budget.

We can name the first such 'enclosure' — "Marjorie Taylor Green Reeducation and Muzzling Camp":

To contain Republicans only, of course.

Especially 'white' ones.

No shouting allowed.

And everyone has to wear a COVID mask forever.

AOC can lead gulag inhabitants in healing prayer on special days.

God bless Amuhrika!

We live to see another day.

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Marjorie 'Kook' Taylor Greene shouted at Alexandria 'Airhead' Ocasio-Cortez — and that (said Mother Pelosi) amounted to "verbal assault"