FBI hints that possessing a Capitol building Lego set — means that you are a domestic violent extremist

08 July 2021

Lego-building folk are darn dangerous

From The Hill — pay attention to the last line:

The FBI seized a "fully constructed" Lego set of the U.S. Capitol from the home of an alleged insurrectionist.

Prosecutors detailed the finding in a court document for Robert Morss, who was arrested on June 11 at his home in Glenshaw, Pa.

The government argued that Morss should be detained from court pending trial.

According to the court filing dated July 2, law enforcement recovered clothing and other items from Morss’s home that match what he carried on Jan. 6. Among the items were a “'Don’t Tread on Me' flag, a neck gaiter, a military utility bag, a black tourniquet, and military fatigues.”

In addition, “law enforcement also recovered a fully constructed U.S. Capitol Lego set,” prosecutors wrote.

It’s unclear why Morss had the Lego set.

Yes, we can infer that . . .

. . . the Lego assemblage was so detailed that it provided the Capitol trespassers with a precise modeling of which parts of the Capitol building to seize, so as to further Trump's (alleged) coup attempt.

And furthermore, that these same Lego blocks included secret electrical data that indicated exactly how taking over the Capitol would successfully obliterate Government control of the nation.

Lego is famous for that. Insurrections in every package.

From now on

You will, no doubt, need Federal permission to buy and possess certain Lego items.

National security is at state.

Thank God for our ever-vigilant FBI.

The moral? — We live in a nation that is now so absurd . . .

. . . that our situation defies successful mockery.

Mockery, to be effective, requires a sizeable proportion of high-ranking people intelligent enough to perceive its accuracy.

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FBI hints that possessing a Capitol building Lego set — means that you are a domestic violent extremist